Hey, guys. It's been a while. I know. My last post was on New Years Day and that usually falls on.... carry the two....... January 1st! Wow! Four whole months. Well, I'm still working on those resolutions. You should know... I already am more awesome than last year so, one down. Anyway, I thought I'd remind you guys how amazing I am with a compilation of awesome deeds I've already accomplished instead of a list of things I plan to accomplish. So, here it is:
1) I was flogged in a medieval town square for saving a peasant child from a noble. Of course, I had to travel back in time to do this.... Oh yea! That's two resolutions down!
2) I drained a lake with a garden hose to save a third world village from a cracking dam. They didn't make a statue of me but they did hang a portrait of me over the fireplace in the shaman's hut.
3) I uprooted a 80-year-old oak tree in someone's back yard to save a cat. The little girl was pretty ecstatic but her parents were pissed! They were all like, "You cracked the foundation of our home" and "My great great gradfather planted that tree when he settled this area" and stuff. Big whoop guys... I just saved a cat.
That's it for now. I'll be back with more awesome stuff later. Peace!
