Today, I decided to make you really think about life....... Or maybe it's just to make you laugh a little.
When does it stop being cute naked baby pictures and start being child pornography? Bow chicka bow wtf.
When somebody asks you "What time is it?" tell them "Now." You'll never be wrong. Boom.
When you're eating at McDonald's, nine times out of ten, a fat person has drooled on the surface you're eating off of. I have no idea if that statistic is accurate, but now that's what you'll be thinking about when you eat there.
A simile is like a metaphor in that they're both analogies. And an analogy is like a sandwich in that I'm making one now.
That's it for now. More later.
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